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    Dementia Quiz

    Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test
    your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical
    processing. They are stated simply so you should try to
    answer them instantly. To assure the accuracy of the
    results, you should not take your time , but instead,
    answer each of them immediately.

    OK?



    Let's find out just how clever you really are.....



    Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )




    First Question :

    You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second
    person.. What position are you in?



















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    Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are
    absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you
    take his place, YOU are in second place!

    Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second
    question, but don't take as much time as you took for the
    first question, OK?


    Second Question :
    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
    (scroll down











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    ~~~~






    Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then
    you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you
    overtake the LAST person??


    You're not very good at this, are you?


    Third Question :
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head
    only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30
    .. Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now
    add 10. What is the total?


    Scroll down for the correct answer......














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    Did you get 5000 ?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.

    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today
    is definitely not your day, is it ?

    Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe....

    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
    4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?











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    ~~~~









    Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
    Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!





    Okay, now the Bonus round,
    I.e., a final chance to
    Redeem yourself:

    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
    toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he
    successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the
    purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who
    wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what
    he wants?


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    ~~~~~

















    It's really very simple
    He opens his mouth and asks for a pair...

    Does your employer actually pay you to think??
    If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!


    PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
    SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
    Have a nice day, one and all

























    #2
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    Brilliant.

    Yes of course I got them all wrong! :shock:

    Bob.
    1974 TV8 Manual O/D in aerosilver

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      #3
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      I am soooooo thick ,fell for every one:?

      Thanks Alan

      Cheers Steve

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        #4
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        well i got mary and the bonus question right but i was distracted by something,cant think what they were now

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          #5
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          Brilliant! Got me every time!
          Drive a Stag every day... it's wonderful!

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            #6
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            never got any further than yr avtar !!!! (and thats not a complaint)

            Steve


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              #7
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              Class!
              The answer isn't 42, it's 1/137

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                #8
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                Hmmm I boobed as well

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                  #9
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                  only got the bonus right, sad isn't it:?

                  Neil
                  Neil
                  TV8, efi, fast road cams and home built manifolds. 246bhp 220lbft torque

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                    #10
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                    You can overtake the last person by lapping them:dude:

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                      #11
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                      theirs always one smartarse:P

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