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    Mid week funny

    This is probably really old, but I'd not heard it before



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    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
    He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....
    The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..

    The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking.
    Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
    At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!!
    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
    coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "


    'No,' the woman replied.
    I'm with the Inland Revenue..'


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    Love that, Just forwarded to my dad and boys.

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      #3
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      Priceless

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        #4
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        Pictures speak louder than words :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:


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          A Short Neurological Test
          1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.


          99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
          99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
          99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
          69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
          99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
          99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

          3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.


          MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
          MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
          MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
          MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
          MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

          This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close
          relationship with Alzheimer.

          Congratulations!


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            eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.
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            To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:

            If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.

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            Onlygreat mindscan read this
            This is weird, but interesting!


            If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too

            Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

            I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it

            FROARWD OLNY IF YOU CAN RAED IT

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              I can find the C, 6 and N. I can also read those few paragraphs. Does that make me strange too

              Jason

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                #8
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                looks like we are all strange then

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                  #9
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                  People have been telling me that for years :shock::P
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                    StagnJag wrote:
                    eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.


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                    [/align]
                    To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:

                    If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.



                    [align=center]



                    Onlygreat mindscan read this
                    This is weird, but interesting!


                    If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too

                    Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

                    I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it

                    FROARWD OLNY IF YOU CAN RAED IT

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                    I can read this it makes perfectsenseas mymind is strange anyway.....:shock::shock::shock:

                    Adrian

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                      To myfellow strange-minded friends:

                      Try pasting the text into a document and run a spell check on it. Amazingly my spell checker read most of it.

                      Brian




                      Brian

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                        Giles wrote:
                        looks like we are all strange then
                        There's a brilliant line right at the end of one of Pink Floyd's tracks on Dark Side Of The Moon (Brain Damage ??). After a few seconds silence the voice (not sure who)comes on and says 'Of course I'm mad, I've always been mad'

                        I can relate to that

                        Also -motoring related - does everyoneknow that Pink Floyd's Nick Masonis the son of former Top Gear and Rallying presenterTony Mason? Also, as Nick has got older he's got to look more like his Dad (although don't many of us do that as well? :?)

                        Cheers

                        Julian

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                          #13
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                          Spooky ,I dug out my pink floyd records this week for a lad at work who hadn't heard any of thier stuff ,shocking .I will educate him.

                          Steve

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                            played pink floyd's welcome to the machine from wish you were here album to my 16 year old son when he had his first guitar, that was 7 years ago and now he plays lead in 2 bands I cant play a note but I'm not jealous( the little smart arse) :X catch them on that new fangled you tube music thingy (alter eden just a word official video)and be warned, be careful who you play the floyd to it's powerful magic

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                              #15
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                              i know what you mean. i played Led Zep IV to my 14 year old and now we get Black Dog loud anf often. no complaints from me! good music will aleays be.

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