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Spotted in Southern Ireland,if my stag had been magenta,you would not have seen it. Anyone admit to painting the house the same colour as the car,or the other way around Malcolm
Once upon a time in the land of purple there was a purple dragon, it had purple teeth and purple eyes and it breathed purple flames from its purple nose. It used to terrorise the purple villages and steal their purple goats and purple sheep. One day the purple king of the purple land declared that whosoever would slay the purple dragon and bring him its purple head on a purple platter would have the purple hand of his purple daughter in purple marriage. So a purple knight road the purple dragon's purple lair on his purple horse, but the purple dragon killed him with his purple flames, they same purple fate befell a second purple knight and a purple third. Then a purple peasant heard of the purple dragon and the purple reward for its purple death and went to the purple lair and climbed up the purple rocks and waited, when the purple dragon emerged, he leapt on its purple head and stabbed it with his purple camping knife, he cut off its purple head and took it to the purple king on a purple platter. When the purple king saw the purple peasant he changed his purple mind and decided he wasn't having his purple daughter marrying such a poor purple person. So he called the purple guard and the purple peasant was led away, down the purple passageway and along the purple corridor to a purple dungeon, the purple guard took a purple key from his purple pocket and opened the purple door. He looked at the purple peasant and said "OK, indigo!"
ZF 4 spd box, Datsun shafts, SS exhaust, 38DGMS weber 158.9bhp, BMW MC Tomcat seatssigpic
Once upon a time in the land of purple there was a purple dragon, it had purple teeth and purple eyes and it breathed purple flames from its purple nose. It used to terrorise the purple villages and steal their purple goats and purple sheep. One day the purple king of the purple land declared that whosoever would slay the purple dragon and bring him its purple head on a purple platter would have the purple hand of his purple daughter in purple marriage. So a purple knight road the purple dragon's purple lair on his purple horse, but the purple dragon killed him with his purple flames, they same purple fate befell a second purple knight and a purple third. Then a purple peasant heard of the purple dragon and the purple reward for its purple death and went to the purple lair and climbed up the purple rocks and waited, when the purple dragon emerged, he leapt on its purple head and stabbed it with his purple camping knife, he cut off its purple head and took it to the purple king on a purple platter. When the purple king saw the purple peasant he changed his purple mind and decided he wasn't having his purple daughter marrying such a poor purple person. So he called the purple guard and the purple peasant was led away, down the purple passageway and along the purple corridor to a purple dungeon, the purple guard took a purple key from his purple pocket and opened the purple door. He looked at the purple peasant and said "OK, indigo!"
Best purple joke i've heard
"The UK,s 2nd Most Easterly Stag" Quad Exhaust- ZF 4 Speed BOX
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