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    Things you can only really say (and get away with) at Christmas

    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5: I've never seen a better spread!

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10: Don't play with your meat!

    11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15: How long will it take after you put it in?

    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
    Header tanks - you can't beat a bit of bling.

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      #3
      With that much innuendo going on you could take over from Humph/Jack Dee on Radio 4's I'm sorry I haven't a clue!

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        #4
        I do so love that programme..........and miss Humph terribly.
        Header tanks - you can't beat a bit of bling.

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          #5
          I must agree Wilf...Scrumph would be proud of your yuletude list!

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            #6
            Originally posted by wilf View Post
            ..........and miss Humph terribly.
            Hear, hear.

            Does anyone know if anyone has published a book or CD of Humph's best bits ? I'd be the first in the queue for it !

            Cheers

            Julian

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