Have you seen this one - not a car but some light relief

[Tdm]

I think we used to have a separate Jokes section - but I don't know where it is now, so posting this here for the time being.
It was sent to my wife via email yesterday. We have had some serious and interesting posts recently, but not many funnies,
so maybe it's time for a little light relief. Hope no one is offended.

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
> It was just After Eight.
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> They got off at Quality Street .
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> He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
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> I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
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> He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
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> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
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> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
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> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
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> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
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> But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
>
> Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts

[Kevin Garrod]

What a sweet story.

[SGN]

WARNING! there has been a fight in the biscuit tin lid; a lad called rocky hit a penguin with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi. Police say rocky was seen just after eight by a viscount from Maryland hobnobbing with a Ginger nut and an accomplice known to the police as rich tea. They don't have a crumb of evidence and the Jammy dodger might get away with it...!

[Guest]

The joke section was removed just after I joined the Forum, about a year ago. Someone had posted jokes that others found offensive, so the section was "got rid of".

[GDPR]

Well I was offended by all of the above, especially the one referring to redheads as ginger nuts, and alleging criminality because they are ginger..... I was ginger before it fell out/went grey, and I'm not a criminal.....

Question is, what will the mods do now?

[jleyton]

I must say that I reckon the Forum has a lot less humour and banter since we slowed down/stopped on the jokes

I wasn't in favour of a separate section for jokes but found the odd one now and again in the main forum was great and lifted the whole thing.

Ok, we all need to be a bit sensitive but bring back the humour I reckon

Cheers

Julian

[GDPR]

That's precisely why I posted that Julian - it only takes one misguided, but maybe well meaning twat to suck the joy out of life.

Heavy handed moderating can also do the same.

This is why we have a society where minority rules, everyone is afraid to speak their mind, and the tail now wags the dog....

We don't need that on a forum where we are, for the most part, grownups......


Anyway, an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk into a bar.....

[Tdm]

Anyway, an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk into a bar.....

Or how about "An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and a Tenerefian walked into a bar......."

[SGN]

Or how about "An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and a Tenerefian walked into a bar......."

and the Barman says, " Is this some kind of joke ? "

or, "sorry you can't come in here without a Tai"

[Bob Heritage]

Or how about "An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and a Tenerefian walked into a bar......."

OK it was going to be an Irishman for the punchline but you'll do

[KOY 23]

ok it was going to be an irishman for the punchline but you'll do

[Guest]

One for the Bavarian stagman ...

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst!

[DJT]

Anyway, an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk into a bar.....

Did it hurt?

Dave

[GDPR]

Twas an iron bar........


The old ones are the old ones..... at the expense of causing offence to those in their twilight years....

[Tdm]

Twas an iron bar........
The old ones are the old ones..... at the expense of causing offence to those in their twilight years....

Russ, moving to Tenerife has made me feel at least 10 years younger, and I am doing things everyday I probably wouldn't have the energy or inclination for if I had stayed in the U.K.
My wife who used to suffer badly from rheumatoid anthritus during the British Winter - no longer has that problem.
I may be getting on in years, but not in mind and spirit!!