Joke - Shouldn't offend anyone !

[jleyton]

Old buddies.jpg





I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That'll be us in ten years."


He said, "That's a mirror, you dickhead. "


Cheers


Julian

[AlanD]

[stagmuffin]

:d:d:d:d:d:d

[Richard Saunders]

I hope this doesn't offend either:

Two dyslexics sat in a car. One says: " I can smell petrol."

The other says: " Show off. I can't even smell my own name."

[Staggard]

So that will just offend old drunk dyslexics I guess that's just me then

[keeny]

[jakesmig]

Daft ol runts

[Firept]

I'm psychic, every morning I see my dad looking back at me.

[ChasR]

Ha, that cheered me up today. That probably will be me in the future. Hang on a sec...