My Mrs thought it was funny....
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
> hour surgical procedure.
>
> A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>
> Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
> to wash your upper body.'
>
> He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
> the covers.
>
> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
> testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around
> gently.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I
> assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
> 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
> closely.....
> ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '
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