Not stag related

[Kingswood90]

Love it. Try this link.

http://youtu.be/ZAg0lUYHHFc

[Kingswood90]

It's Ryanair related, think you will find it amusing

[Jeff]

Early Xmas cracker stuff.

Went to a club as a battery and got in for free..................................no charge.

[DJT]

I might do some bolving tonight. Well at least its stag related
Edd

That had me confused there Edd, until 'bolving' was mentioned on the local BBC Radio this morning. I understand now...

[Jeff]

That had me confused there Edd, until 'bolving' was mentioned on the local BBC Radio this morning. I understand now...

Thought it was a spelling mistake!

[jleyton]

That had me confused there Edd,

Ditto. What did we do before Google - I'm not sure Encyclopedia Britannica could have helped !

Cheers

Julian

[edd]

I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a set of jump leads. The bouncer let me in but warned me not to start anything...

Your such a bright spark
Edd

[jleyton]

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."

When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'

"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied."That's because the first time is usually in June, and the second time is in December.

[edd]

A guy walks into the doctors and sits down, so whats the problem says the doc , well doctor replies the man its very embarassing every time i walk i have terible flatulance. The doctor tells him to walk back and forth to the examination table farting as he walks , he sits back down only to see the doctor go to the corner of the room and fetch a long pole with a hook on the end. Terified the chap asks "oh my god doctor what are you going to do with that" , to which the doctors replies "i,m going to open a window it bloody stinks in here"