Here's one for you that passes the "mum" test, that is if I can tell it to my mum and get away with it then it's ok for general consumption, so at risk of another thread closure here goes...
I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic, I've nothing against gays or spiders you understand but I would scream if I found one in the bath.
					I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic, I've nothing against gays or spiders you understand but I would scream if I found one in the bath.

 
							
						
 
							
						 
							
						
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