Happy valentines

[edd]

Whilst relaxing on Valentine's night with my wife drinking wine I heard her say " I love you "
I turned to her and said " darling is that you talking or the wine talking "
Her response was " no darling I was talking to the wine "
Happy valentines to all
Edd

[DJT]

Thank you Edd. I didn't know you cared

SWMBO got her card and a dozen red roses with her morning cuppa, so that is a few more brownie points in the bank

[Essex Stag]

Soppy Lot when you have been married 40 years like me it will wear off it just takes time . As they say time is a great healer.
Derek

[Andrew S]

My wife got her flowers and chocolates this morning
No idea who they were from, but she's happy and thats the main thing

[DJT]

Soppy Lot when you have been married 40 years like me it will wear off it just takes time . As they say time is a great healer.
Derek

I've got another 2.1/2 years before I hit that milestone...........

[KOY 23]

I gave her a new vacuum cleaner. Must be a sucker for punishment.

[Richard Saunders]

I gave her a new vacuum cleaner. Must be a sucker for punishment.

Wow - who'd have thought your wife had her birthday on Feb 14 as well?

[Daz]

I bought my current love interest a nice new set of wheels and tyres, I got the wife a card and two boxes of chocolates on a BOGOF. She dosent know about the wheels ………. Yet

[MB]

Don't know if I'll get away with this, does a poem count as a joke?

Subject: ODE TO A SATNAV -Pam Ayres style
I have a little Satnav,
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend,
It tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav,
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones,
My Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions,
specially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says,
"You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start,
and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever,
safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red,
and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively,
just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front,
and all those to the rear
And taking this into account,
it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver,
has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car,
it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling,
each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it,
and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things,
and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages,
and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then,
I could turn the bugger off.

[dasadrew]

Don't know if I'll get away with this, does a poem count as a joke?

Subject: ODE TO A SATNAV -Pam Ayres style
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Brilliant!

[DJT]

[MandM]

[QUOTE=MB;265682]Don't know if I'll get away with this, does a poem count as a joke?

Subject: ODE TO A SATNAV -Pam Ayres style


I've got one exactly like that, had it now for 33yrs, still can't find off switch

[jakesmig]

Off switch is on the point of the chin, just strike hard

[Essex Stag]

The wife is getting her Red roses this morning they will be much cheaper today who says romance is dead.

Derek Shylock, Ebenezer, Marley.

[jakesmig]

Off switch is on the point of the chin, just strike hard

Swithered a bit before I posted this one, but erroneously thought the would put it in context however a PM indicates this may not be the case.

Apologies for any offence caused.

As they say "Im just going outside and may be some time"

Farewell, Adieu, auf wiedersein.