Funny post

[staginhiding]

Shhh dont tell anyone..

[Essex Stag]

Absolutely now we have to sign LVQ (Laugh very quitely)instead of LOL
Are there any other funny car related photos or videos or stories , as this site is getting a bit too serious but, still fit for purpose.
How about the Rover P4 owner friend of mine who was going to take his P4 to a rally. His wife told him you cannot go in that old shirt here put this new white one on after a few protests he complied . Half a mile down the road the car started missing. He stopped lifted the bonnet, holding it above his head fiddled with the leads , now the P4 has a nasty hook like bonnet catch with a sharp pointed end a bit like a harpoon. Of course in his haste he left the engine running got one hell of a belt from a lead let go of the bonnet . Sharp spike hit the top of his head blood every where so much for the clean shirt , good job it had red upholstery.
Only thing dented was his pride and a bad headache. See wives are not always right even if they think they are.

Come on lads carry it on only car related remember
Derek

[Snakey]

Absolutely now we have to sign LVQ (Laugh very quitely)instead of LOL
Are there any other funny car related photos or videos or stories , as this site is getting a bit too serious but, still fit for purpose.
How about the Rover P4 owner friend of mine who was going to take his P4 to a rally. His wife told him you cannot go in that old shirt here put this new white one on after a few protests he complied . Half a mile down the road the car started missing. He stopped lifted the bonnet, holding it above his head fiddled with the leads , now the P4 has a nasty hook like bonnet catch with a sharp pointed end a bit like a harpoon. Of course in his haste he left the engine running got one hell of a belt from a lead let go of the bonnet . Sharp spike hit the top of his head blood every where so much for the clean shirt , good job it had red upholstery.
Only thing dented was his pride and a bad headache. See wives are not always right even if they think they are.

Come on lads carry it on only car related remember
Derek

Well that might be funny in a sick way ?! I think the frayed knot gets my vote

[Tdm]

Well that might be funny in a sick way ?! I think the frayed knot gets my vote

Ian - where have you been - not seen or heard from you in a while - are you planning on coming out to Tenerife again soon.
You seem to have lost your "moving" Avatar - how about another "titillating" one.

[Snakey]

Hello Terry ! you and maureen ok?
Tenerife may have to wait a while as madam and I have become caravanners! pulled by the Range Rover Classic (21 years young!)
As for the moving avatar I think that belongs to a different era, (which is a shame that a Politically Correct atmosphere pervades the forum).
I was told off by Carl before so I think I might get a red card next time!
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