Time to chill out

[TimShoubridge]

Given that we've all been so excited about the forum recently, thought I'd try to bring a laugh to us all.......watch this, if it doesn't make you smile a little bit put something else up for us all to laugh at

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

[Tdm]

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Well done Tim - couldn't stop laughing when I played it.

Perhaps we should have a "stress relief" section on the Forum to be accessed at times when people need to unwind and chill out.

Some of the signs I see in Tenerife make me chuckle - see the attached pic taken outside our local Spar.
Still looking for one that says "Parking Stag".

Terry

[Stagdad]

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Video of an other hobby if mine .Drone bashing was a thing we used to do after having a combat competition, object of the game destroy the wooden glider flown by yours truely

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=7up39vW0zOk

[Arbman Al]

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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the hospital. While on the operating table
she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked
"Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43
years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour
and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to
live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she
was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God,
she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"











God replied:













"I didn't bloody recognize you."

[TimShoubridge]

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. Holiday did you good then Al.

[Arbman Al]

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TimShoubridge wrote:

. Holiday did you good then Al.

Well relaxed now thanks Tim.

Already to tackle what ever life throws at me. (or the Stag:shock:)

[TimShoubridge]

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arbman101 wrote:

TimShoubridge wrote:

. Holiday did you good then Al.

Well relaxed now thanks Tim.

Already to tackle what ever life throws at me. (or the Stag:shock:)

Now you mention it, I've got a tree needs coming out. Good excuse for a natter?

[Kevin Garrod]

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Here's a joke I heard today:

Al Capone used to employ deaf and dumb people as 'runners' for his illegal activities, on the basis that they couldn't overhear what the shouldn't and therefore couldn't tell anyone else.

Anyway one day he gives a briefcase to one of these runners with instructions to deliver it to a certain address. Once out of sight the deaf and dumb guy can't resist having a peak inside. He is stunned to find $100,000, a huge sum in the 1920s!

Al Capone surely wouldn't notice if he pinched $5,000 would he?

Well of course he did notice and before he knew it the deaf and dumb crook was hanging upside down from a meathook.

Al Capone says to his sign language interpreter, "Tell him if he doesn't tell me where the money is, I'm going to shoot him"

So the interpreter obliges, and the deaf and dumb man responds, in sign language, "It's buried in a big hole, by the oak tree in the middle of central park"

So Al Capone says "What did he say?"

The interpreter says "He said, 'shoot me you fat ****' !"

Made me laugh anyway!

[Phil]

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Another one



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!!!

Phil