Christmas Crackers

[Ian F]

Chris
I'm a Libra, does that mean I need my engine balanced? Por covered in scales? A Stag called Wanda?

ian

[Bob Heritage]

Lemon or custard??

Too many yellow jokes on here, no-one ever has a go at the blues, wonder why? Don't suppose I dare say bl**dy frogs?
Anyway primer white rules!
ian

What's Blue and lost in France?
(wasn't that a Bonnie Tyler song?)

[V Mad]

Chris
I'm a Libra, does that mean I need my engine balanced? Por covered in scales? A Stag called Wanda?

ian

well they say....

The Libra profile is an intriguing one because the seventh sign often appears to be a mass of contradictions.

So maybe you should have a multicoloured Stag?

[Kevin Garrod]

I don't believe in Astrology, Sagittarians are renowned for their scepticism.

[KOY 23]

What's Blue and lost in France?
(wasn't that a Bonnie Tyler song?)

P**s off Bob.

[KOY 23]

[QUOTE=V Mad;298339]

Chris, I'm a Taurus also, Bull in a china shop????? Yep, guilty.

I am a virgo, so I should have a white car eh.

Oh no something else in common, thank goodness I don't believe in astronomy.