I just ate my car...

[GDPR]

Just thought I should tell you that I have just eaten the most exquisite New Zealand venison steak that I bought from my local Waitrose today, accompanied by some sauté potatoes with some finely chopped onion and bacon.

It was out of this world, pan fried to perfection, and it made me sad that A, I was effectively eating my car, and B, that I couldnt eat the bits that come off of the Java beast or others that come in for surgery either by accident, design, maintenance or corrosion....

Now.... where's my medication?

[robbo]

Russ try the cabinet in the bathroom ha ha .
Rob

[GDPR]

I have to eat that too?

How do I cook it? Flambé or Fricassee?

[robbo]

Yep. Very nice just add salt and pepper to taste. I think I had better get my medication as well ha ha .
Rob

[jagorstag]

I'm getting hungry now! Thankfully I have some nice ostrich steaks to fry for dinner tonight...

Cheers,
Joakim

[Paul Roberts]

You silly man, Russ.

The whole point of the elk test (Scandiwegians nicked it off the Jocks) is to see if you can avoid running them down IN THE WILD..... .

' course, they (the Scanties) quickly realised that if you hit one, and it afterward lacked a pulse, it was catorgorised as road-kill and they could eat it.

However, you're not meant to run the bloody things down in Waitrose..... , you, you, yo... . Oh I give in.

I've already tried to help, but no, you won't have it: and it's no good telling them "it's because I've got a green, turquoise, mould coloured one" either.

I've told you the only thing you should have anything to do with; that's green; are the bloody tablets proffered by your nurse.

Anyway, I've PM'd you a questionnaire which might, at least, help one of us.

Just don't touch anything until a grown up is with you... .

[milothedog]

I'm getting hungry now! Thankfully I have some nice ostrich steaks to fry for dinner tonight...

Cheers,
Joakim

Wasn't Terry Waite an Ostrich for a few years................


Had the pleasure of meeting him once, an amazing person to talk to.

Ian

[GDPR]

Did he take his head out of the sand long enough to talk?

[LAMBRETTLAD]

Yuk

[davidf]

I roasted a venison joint for Sunday lunch for my daughter, son-in-law and 2 1/2 year old grandson, just after Christmas. My grandson had seconds, then thirds! Perhaps he was influenced by the gravy which included red wine and redcurrant jelly. We decided not to explain the connection with Santa's Rudolph, or confuse him by connecting it to 'Grandpa's yellow car' (which is, of course, his favourite transport).

[Bob Heritage]

No after effects then Russ? If it was Green it had probably gone off

[CV35Ian]

We don't have Venison regularly as its just a 'little dear'

[1959terry]

No after effects then Russ? If it was Green it had probably gone off

If its green does it count as part of your 5 a day?