Fathers Day

[Tdm]

Couldn't let Fathers day pass without a little drive in the Stag, then opened the cards & presents sent by Son & Daughter.

Going out for a meal tonight with some friends after first watching the Austrian Grand Prix on TV.

Sun is shining and it is a lovely day, although I did wake up with a hangover after too many beers last night playing "Rummicub" at a neighbours house.

Did other Stag Fathers on here get any nice surprises today?

[Kevin Garrod]

Nope, my boy was still in bed when I left for work and I won't be home until v.late.

[38rover]

Bottle of GLENMORANGIE I am easy to buy for

[V Mad]

Went to Brooklands Museum with son, daughter, grandson. Next stop the tapas and a few bevvies.

[Motorsport Micky]

Well for lots of other fathers on the forums here try a very non PC listing which I pinched from another forum, number 2 made me spill my coffee.



WHO'S MY BABY'S DADDY?

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details;' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Willie McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted... If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. That would be the daddy.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I think that my son's conception was ejaculate stuff on a tawl and that he is an axident.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Al leshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cat aclysmic implications for his wife. I am torn between doing right by you and right by him.. Please advise..

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Lairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also bored at the same time.... Well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; it really was in the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave. , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart !

Micky

[Mister G]

The dog remembered mine, box of beers and chocolates
Cracking fella

John

[tjk]

Hi

Having a great F/Day, first a long walk in the local forest with all the family and back home to my favourite dinner chips cold turkey and salad. Then my treat of a whole batenburg cake just for me to eat while watching F.1.

Tim

[jagorstag]

I got a nice word art picture with names of all Irish rugby international players from 2000 to 2014. Pretty cool, will look good in my office.

Also got a lovely card from my 4 year old daughter...

Cheers,
Joakim

[jbuckl]

The stag took us to see vulcans.jpg at wellesbourne wings and wheels

Thats xm655 & xh558, but i didnt take the picture.

[richard w]

well for lots of other fathers on the forums here try a very non pc listing which i pinched from another forum, number 2 made me spill my coffee.



Who's my baby's daddy?

The following are all replies that detroit women have written on child support agency forms in the section for listing 'father's details;' or putting it another way.... Who's yo daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, makeeshia was fathered by willie mckinley i am unsure as to the identity of the father of marlinda, but i believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as i was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that i think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 east grand boulevard where i had sex with a man i met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that i fainted... If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a bmw that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact bmw service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. That would be the daddy.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a virginian. I think that my son's conception was ejaculate stuff on a tawl and that he is an axident.

6. I cannot tell you the name of al leshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cat aclysmic implications for his wife. I am torn between doing right by you and right by him.. Please advise..

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone lairston is the father of child a. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my ac/dc cds? Child b who was also bored at the same time.... Well, i don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at disney world; it really was in the magic kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that i remember for sure is delia smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If i had stayed in and watched more tv rather than going to the party at 8956 miller ave. , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart !

Micky

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