Were all broke! but you've still got your sense of humour..When..

[Snakey]

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at
least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F cking good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning....What
part of 'broke' don't you understand?'

Loved it!!!
SSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss AKA Ian

[Guest]

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Nice one centurion, like it

Jason

[Andrew S]

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Just like an old tramp, Piston and broke

[Stagdad]

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Andrew S wrote:

Just like an old tramp, Piston and broke

I think you mean Pist-an broke

[Andrew S]

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That was exactly what I meant but may be slightly more cryptic