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**Andrew S** · 23 April 2009, 06:34

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Russ

This is just what the doctor ordered, keep'em coming

Andrew

**StagnJag** · 23 April 2009, 07:04

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lol.

That is now copied/pasted and emailed to my work colleagues

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**Dave L** · 23 April 2009, 07:25

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Russ

When I joined this forum around Christmas one of the first things that struck me was the British humor. Its great and as I emigrated to Canada from England in 1967 is one of the things that we missed. OK now I have to get back to work as I have not stopped chuckling for an hour

Dave L

**GDPR** · 23 April 2009, 07:35

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Dave

My brother, now in BC for 18 years has the same problem - and to make it worse he's ex-RAF and the owner of a 4 Firq Saiq tie.......

Russ:dude:

**Tdm** · 23 April 2009, 07:45

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Enjoyed your joke Russ - it was time for some light relief. Here's another couple (of old ones) you may have heard before.

[align=center] Mick & Paddy are in a Pub having lunch when Mick sees 2 wires protruding out of his Cornish Pastie.
[/align][align=center]"Is it ticking? - Paddy asks."
[/align][align=center]"No" says Mick - " It's Mince Beef & Onion"!
[/align][align=center]-oOo-
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[align=center] She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast when he walks in. She turns and says :-
[/align][align=center]"You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
[/align][align=center]His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
[/align][align=center]Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
[/align][align=center] More than a little puzzled, he asks :-
[/align][align=center]"What was that all about?"
[/align][align=center]She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
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**Tdm** · 23 April 2009, 14:56

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Just been sent another one as follows :-

The Waiting Room

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

**Russell** · 23 April 2009, 16:09

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Russ, Terry im in stiches here!!!

Theres something wrong with my ear, LMAO.

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