British humour

[Arbman Al]

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabiais sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone.......




is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity.

[GDPR]

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And who said Political Correctness was dead?

[Big J]

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Had a bit of a cold the other day so I thought, to be safe, I'd better ring the swine flu help line.

Useless. All I got was cracklin'.

[KOY 23]

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Big J wrote:

Had a bit of a cold the other day so I thought, to be safe, I'd better ring the swine flu help line.

Useless. All I got was cracklin'.

Strange, they were very helpful and sent me some oinkment.

[Andrew S]

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You lot are streaks ahead

[stoutgoose]

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They said that pigs would fly the day a black man was elected U.S. president; well 100 days after the election, swine flew!

[Stagdad]

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stoutgoose wrote:

They said that pigs would fly the day a black man was elected U.S. president; well 100 days after the election, swine flew!

:P

[Tdm]

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Big J wrote:

Had a bit of a cold the other day so I thought, to be safe, I'd better ring the swine flu help line.

Useless. All I got was cracklin'.

I love 'cracklin'. Went for a meal last night and Belly Pork was on the Menu and it was cooked to perfection & delicious. The 'cracklin' on it was just perfect. Just 7 Euros for a large piece of Belly Pork with Roasted Potatoes and 3 different Veg - excellent value. Afterwards went for a drink in a new local Bar who were offering a free glass of wine. Two pints of Lager + glass of red wine and a glass of Rose cost all of €1.80 - beat that for value.

[Stagdad]

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KOY 23 wrote:

Big J wrote:

Had a bit of a cold the other day so I thought, to be safe, I'd better ring the swine flu help line.

Useless. All I got was cracklin'.

Strange, they were very helpful and sent me some oinkment.

John ,did you have a rasher?

[Tdm]

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Not British Humour - but a way of making you forget your cares and exercising the little gray cells.

Can you work this out? See if you can figure out what these 7 words have in common.


1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess





Look at each word carefully.




(If you haven't figured out the answer just scroll down to the Answer below)
















Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least two double letters.
Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.

[dels-stag76]

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How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?

[Stagdad]

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dels-stag76 wrote:

How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?

I give up:?

[dels-stag76]

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ONE WORD

[Stagdad]

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Doh!!!!!!