Easy and popular solution to the recession

[grahamb]

Personally, I would include over 45's that wanted to as well



AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER



Dear Mr. Darling,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :

There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed

5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week there's your money back in duty / tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

[DJT]

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Perfick! I'm up for it anyway. Why didn't Darling Alistair and Brown Gordon think of it?



Dave

[loudnproud]

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I'm up for that too, fed up hoping to win the lottery, have a go tonight £110 million squid luverly :dude::dude::dude::dude:

Peter

[StagManiac]

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It's so obvious when you read it in those terms...

Paul

[marshman]

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DJT wrote:

Why didn't Darling Alistair and Brown Gordon think of it?



Dave

I think they probably did but even they arn't stupid enough to try to spend 20 TRILLION :shockounds that they (we) havn't got. (are they??????) -

[Guest]

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grahamb wrote:

Personally, I would include over 45's that wanted to as well



AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER



Dear Mr. Darling,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :

There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed

5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week there's your money back in duty / tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

That's no bloody good - far too sensible ! Does anybody think that ANY politician, of whatever persuasion, would actually listen to a simple ingenious solution like that ? Martin.

[DJT]

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Martin Stevenson wrote:

That's no bloody good - far too sensible ! Does anybody think that ANY politician, of whatever persuasion, would actually listen to a simple ingenious solution like that ? Martin.

Politicians are like baby's nappies; they should be changed often, and primarily for the same reason :shock:

The last person who entered parliament with good intentions was Guy Fawkes!

Dave

[al-stag]

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"They MUST buy a new British CAR"

Um...........???

Graham, I don't think I will live long enough on the Morgan waiting list! :?

Al

[stustag]

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al-stag wrote:

"They MUST buy a new British CAR"

Um...........???

Graham, I don't think I will live long enough on the Morgan waiting list! :?

Al

Why Al have you only got 12 months to live

Stuart

[STAG1973]

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grahamb wrote:

Personally, I would include over 45's that wanted to as well



AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER



Dear Mr. Darling,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :

There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed

5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week there's your money back in duty / tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

Sounds togood to be true,looks like i will be skint for the next 20 years......a victim of Browns government...

Adrian

[Andrew S]

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al-stag wrote:

"They MUST buy a new British CAR"

Um...........???

Graham, I don't think I will live long enough on the Morgan waiting list! :?

Al

Aston is now British and you wouldnt have to wait for a Morgan