Farah Fawcett and MJ in one day....
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Yes MJ's behaviour went a bit Pete Tong after the late 80's...
Farah Fawcett was an Angel that defined a decade...
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Jockeys at tomorrows horseracing meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory
Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the children’s ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.
MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids...
Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns
At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.
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iani wrote:I hear they're not going to bury him, they're going to melt him down to make toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
Ian
Heard his funeral songs going to be Elton Johns ' Dont let your son go down on me', after his family said because of the heart attack its inappropiate to play 'Beat It'
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