Nelson Mandela is sitting at home one day, when there's a knock at the
door.
Standing in Nelson's doorway is a small Japanese man, dressed in a
white coat and holding a clipboard.
"Good morning Sir" says the man, "You take derivery of two thousand
front headrights"
"Two thousand front headlights?" exclaims Nelson, "I haven't ordered
headlights, you must have the wrong address, now good day to you". And
he shuts the door.
The following morning, Nelson hears the door bell ring.
He opens the door, and again there is the small Japanese chap, white
coat and clipboard.
"You take derivery of 124 pair rinscreen riper" Says the man.
"Windscreen wipers? I haven't ordered windscreen wipers, now clear
off!" and he slams the door.
Saturday morning arrives and Nelson is just sitting down with his
freedom coffee and the paper, when there's a knock at the door. Again,
standing in the doorway is the Japanese man.
Looking down at his clipboard he says "You take derivery of 600 spark
prugs"
"Now listen to me" screams a very irate Nelson. "I don't know what's
Going on here, but let me make this perfectly clear, I HAVEN'T ORDERED
ANY
CAR PARTS, NOW F*** OFF!!"
The bewildered Japanese man looks hard at his clipboard and then
says
"So you not Nissan Main Dealer?
door.
Standing in Nelson's doorway is a small Japanese man, dressed in a
white coat and holding a clipboard.
"Good morning Sir" says the man, "You take derivery of two thousand
front headrights"
"Two thousand front headlights?" exclaims Nelson, "I haven't ordered
headlights, you must have the wrong address, now good day to you". And
he shuts the door.
The following morning, Nelson hears the door bell ring.
He opens the door, and again there is the small Japanese chap, white
coat and clipboard.
"You take derivery of 124 pair rinscreen riper" Says the man.
"Windscreen wipers? I haven't ordered windscreen wipers, now clear
off!" and he slams the door.
Saturday morning arrives and Nelson is just sitting down with his
freedom coffee and the paper, when there's a knock at the door. Again,
standing in the doorway is the Japanese man.
Looking down at his clipboard he says "You take derivery of 600 spark
prugs"
"Now listen to me" screams a very irate Nelson. "I don't know what's
Going on here, but let me make this perfectly clear, I HAVEN'T ORDERED
ANY
CAR PARTS, NOW F*** OFF!!"
The bewildered Japanese man looks hard at his clipboard and then
says
"So you not Nissan Main Dealer?
.
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