Swine flu

[Jezza]

Hi all,

If you look like this in the morning, DO NOT go to work, coz you got it!!:shock::shock::shock:

[Russell]

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LOL :P

[grahamb]

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Ian - great news, you have tomorrow off work

[Russell]

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grahamb wrote:

Ian - great news, you have tomorrow off work

lol great response Graham

[Bazstag]

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God! I hope he's not going to the national else we'll all be kipping in pens not tents and caravans, at least there'll be enough meat to go on the barbies

Baz

[Guest]

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Is he down for the hog roast?

[Phil]

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The next pandemic





I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.





I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.





>From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested


positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.





This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.





Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.





However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen (Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases.








Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.





If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.








Cheers!

[Tdm]

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Bugger Nurofen - the only anti-depresant to take is Brandy. Copious amounts with Ice, and either Lemonade or Coke or Soda. You'll soon feel better again, or else you'll collapse on the bed and have sweet dreams for the next 12 hours.