I thought I had better warn you abouta problem I had with the STAG. This is serious. Please BEWARE!
Over the lastfew daysI became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out and about in the Stag. Simply dropping intoSainsbury'sfor a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 25 year-old girls come over to
your car as you are returning or leaving the car.
They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another near by car park..
You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also August 1st, 2nd, twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.
P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look
better.
You have been warned.
Dave
(the old ones are the best)
Over the lastfew daysI became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out and about in the Stag. Simply dropping intoSainsbury'sfor a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 25 year-old girls come over to
your car as you are returning or leaving the car.
They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another near by car park..
You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also August 1st, 2nd, twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.
P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look
better.
You have been warned.
Dave
(the old ones are the best)
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