I'm not actually Scottish but it made me laugh...Merry Christmas everyone
David
True Friendship...SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that Sissy ****e)
Are ye tired o thosepish weak'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, hereare a series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutewee smiley faces on this card.
Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.
[align=center]1. When ye are sad -- I will help you getpished and plot revenge against the ******* who made ye sad.[/align]
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[align=center]2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye. [/align]
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[align=center]3. When ye smile -- I will know yeare thinking of something that Iwould probablywant to be involved in. [/align]
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[align=center]4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get, [/align]
[align=center]until you're NOT. [/align]
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[align=center]5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be untilYE STOP WHINING! [/align]
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[align=center]6... When yer confused -- I will try to use onlywee words. [/align]
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[align=center]7... When ye are sick -- Stay thef**k away frae me until ye are well again. [/align]
[align=center]I don't want whatever ye've got. [/align]
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[align=center]8... When ye fall, I willlaugh my f**kin heed aff at you,youclumsy arse, [/align]
[align=center].........but I'll help you up. [/align]
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[align=center]9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end. [/align]
[align=center]'Why?' you may ask; [/align]
[align=center]Because you are my friend. [/align]
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[align=center]Friendship is likepishingyour pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. [/align]
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[align=center]Send this to 10 o yer closest friends, [/align]
[align=center]Then get depressed because ye can onlythink o 4[/align]
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David
True Friendship...SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that Sissy ****e)
Are ye tired o thosepish weak'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, hereare a series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutewee smiley faces on this card.
Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.
[align=center]1. When ye are sad -- I will help you getpished and plot revenge against the ******* who made ye sad.[/align]
[align=center][/align]
[align=center]2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye. [/align]
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[align=center]3. When ye smile -- I will know yeare thinking of something that Iwould probablywant to be involved in. [/align]
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[align=center]4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get, [/align]
[align=center]until you're NOT. [/align]
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[align=center]5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be untilYE STOP WHINING! [/align]
[align=center][/align]
[align=center]6... When yer confused -- I will try to use onlywee words. [/align]
[align=center][/align]
[align=center]7... When ye are sick -- Stay thef**k away frae me until ye are well again. [/align]
[align=center]I don't want whatever ye've got. [/align]
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[align=center]8... When ye fall, I willlaugh my f**kin heed aff at you,youclumsy arse, [/align]
[align=center].........but I'll help you up. [/align]
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[align=center]9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end. [/align]
[align=center]'Why?' you may ask; [/align]
[align=center]Because you are my friend. [/align]
[align=center][/align]
[align=center]Friendship is likepishingyour pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. [/align]
[align=center][/align]
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[align=center]Send this to 10 o yer closest friends, [/align]
[align=center]Then get depressed because ye can onlythink o 4[/align]
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[align=center]Sorry..... website didn't support the original font[/align]
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