Sad day...?

[Stagster]

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in...

..and then the trouble started......!!

Jer:dude:

[V8 Rumbler]

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Jeremy have you taken your medicine today?
Darren

[Stagster]

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Sorry Darren...,

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be,
also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.:shock:

(...off for a lay down now..!!)

Jer:dude:

[brian0443]

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Stagster wrote:

..and then the trouble started......!!

Jer:dude:

Yip..

He actually died in April 1996.

Brian

[grahamb]

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Mrs B had a go at me today about cricket taking more of my interest than her...all I could say was "howzat?"

[adieturner]

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surely there are rules about repeating jokes from national radio Graham.......


A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."

"I agree," says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"

"Anything, Father."

"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."

"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

"Father, could I ask something of you?"

"Yes, Sister?"

"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"

"I suppose that would be OK," the Priest replied lifting his robe.

"Oh Father, may I touch it?"

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."

"Is that true Father?"

"Yes, it is, Sister."

"Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here.

[grahamb]

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adieturner wrote:

surely there are rules about repeating jokes from national radio Graham.......

it did make me laugh out loud though