Random Thought of the day!

[StagnJag]

It is amazing what random things pop into your (Well my) head when underneath a car. I was under the Stag today and this popped into my head

Why is it that birds C$@p white when you have a dark coloured car and black when you have a light coloured car?:? Do they know?:? do they plan in advance?:? Is this some sort of avian conspiracy theory?:shock:. My cars cover is grey, that seems to confuse the little blighters - no mess on that at all - yet.

[cbv8]

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I am thinking (seagulls) here they obviously like your carprobably and think its a big rock or something being grey and all ie they never crap on there own doorstep or is that cats&dogs:? You could always test this theory to the full and park it by the coast whilst eating a bag of chips (weston super mud) is favourite for this god are we bored or what

Cheers,

Chas

[GDPR]

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Random questions need random answers.....

The Llama is a quadruped

[Stagdad]

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Q. what is the difference between a Chicken



A. One leg is both the same!!!!

[DJT]

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Stagdad wrote:

Q. what is the difference between a Chicken



A. One leg is both the same!!!!

Try and breath fresh air next time you fill up with unleaded..................

Dave

[Greenstag]

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check it out

http://utterlyboring.com/archives/20...or_the_day.php

[seaside bill]

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cbv8 wrote:

You could always test this theory to the full and park it by the coast whilst eating a bag of chips (weston super mud) is favourite for this

Imust spring to the defence of the glamorous and sophisticated resort of Weston-super-Mare. By far the best pace to get shat on is St Ives in Cornwall where it's virtually guaranteed - they'll even have a go at mugging you if you've got a bag of chips:?

[cbv8]

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You try (Burnham on Sea) then ifyour brave enough i dare you go on the seafrontwith yourwithyour bag of chips the gullsnearly take your eyes out for em:shock:

Cheers,

Chas

[Guest]

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First you need to determine composition to determine the attraction.

Exactly, what IS the white stuff in Bird Cr@p?

[Seaking]

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.some sort of paint stripper.:X

[Guest]

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Seaking wrote:

.some sort of paint stripper.:X

Nope, that's ....

bird

cr@p

too!!

[cbv8]

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Hi Seaking,

How do they favour your lovely red Stag as youappear to live down prime gull ploppingterritory do they or don't they CR*P on it:?

Cheers,

Chas

[Seaking]

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well it is still being rebuilt at the present , need a decent stag house tewo fit it in.

just been out in the rain digging to see if footing on house are deep enough as wife, want's a onsuit bathroom. so i figured that stag house and bathroom at the same time. stag house must come first

[cbv8]

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I like it priorities fisrt eh

Cheers,

Chas