Poem

[Greenstag]

Looks like we have a budding poet amongst our ranks

http://www.poems.fsnet.co.uk/7_Stag.htm

Which led me to think I bet some of the more humourous ones of you out there could better this ....throw a few lines together ... write a limerick or something

David

[Cheesy]

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OK, I'll have a go!

There was a young man named Cheesy,
Thought restoring a Stag would be easy,
After much spanner rash,
And injections of cash,
His bank balance makes him feel queasy!

I'm sure others can do better!

[Greenstag]

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Nice one Cheesy like it ... think you won that one by default

[Big J]

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What to get? It’s a bit of a drag
I really would like a new Jag,
Can’t afford that much cash
So - lets not be rash
Sit down, think, and pull on me fag.

(Americans – that’s a cigarette!)

Maybe I should just buy a Lada
Give up with this Jaguar saga
Easy come do the parts
Crap at picking up tarts, though,
I’ll have to think a little harder.

Need a car with no rattles or hiss
And to work on is a piece of piss
I don’t need a rust trap
With associated crap
Need a car that will just look the biz.

Well now that I’ve finished me fag
I’ve decided I won’t buy a Jag
I’ve considered the rest
And I’ve gone for the best
And I’ve thrown all my cash at a Stag

Well I don’t know if I shoulda oughta
Took a mate when I went out and bought’er
But she looked pretty “phew�
Painted shiny French blue
Hang on; what’s that big pool of woughta?

Etc…etc…!

J