Beware of old ladys

[Moraystag]

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 76 years old.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to touch my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I certainly did not!

Defence Attorney:
Why ever not?

Little Old Lady:
His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled,'April Fool'and that's when I shot him, the little b*****d.

[flying farmer]

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[JohnClayton]

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Pardon me but what's this got to do with the Stag? The plural of "lady" is "ladies" by the way, but at least you didn't write "lady's" as many would have done!

John Clayton

[Stag Beetle]

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JohnClayton wrote:

Pardon me but what's this got to do with the Stag? The plural of "lady" is "ladies" by the way, but at least you didn't write "lady's" as many would have done!

John Clayton

Apparently the little old ladies husband Albert, was a Triumph Stag owner and member of this forum, bizarre I know.

Andrew

[jleyton]

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Stag Beetle wrote:

JohnClayton wrote:

Pardon me but what's this got to do with the Stag? The plural of "lady" is "ladies" by the way, but at least you didn't write "lady's" as many would have done!

John Clayton

Apparently the little old ladies husband Albert, was a Triumph Stag owner and member of this forum, bizarre I know.

Andrew

Great response :dude:

[DJT]

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Stag Beetle wrote:

JohnClayton wrote:

Pardon me but what's this got to do with the Stag? The plural of "lady" is "ladies" by the way, but at least you didn't write "lady's" as many would have done!

John Clayton

Apparently the little old ladies husband Albert, was a Triumph Stag owner and member of this forum, bizarre I know.

Andrew

Cough! Cough!

The little old lady's husband Albert............

Dont you just love the English language?

Dave

[jleyton]

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DJT wrote:

Stag Beetle wrote:

JohnClayton wrote:

Pardon me but what's this got to do with the Stag? The plural of "lady" is "ladies" by the way, but at least you didn't write "lady's" as many would have done!

John Clayton

Apparently the little old ladies husband Albert, was a Triumph Stag owner and member of this forum, bizarre I know.

Andrew

Cough! Cough!

The little old lady's husband Albert............

Dont you just love the English language?

Dave

Ah - proper English....

Like wot she should be spoke then

[Moraystag]

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Well well, Mr Clayton must have no humour, sorry gent's if I have offended anyone but just thought I may share this one with you as it brought a smile to my face first thing this morning when I looked at my emails.

As clearly identified nothing to do with the Stag really but, funny all the same, complete with poor spelling ooooops:shock:

[StagManiac]

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Well it made me snort my coffee!

Paul

[Ian B]

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I thought it was very funny, but then unlike some my sence of humour is still intact, i also liked the Tiger Woods post

[GDPR]

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I believe he has a beard though - although don't think he voted in the poll about that - wasn't about Stags, was it??

[peter f]

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Hey Mike,

Keep posting 'em - it made my day!!

lol

Peter f

[alan230752]

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Moraystag wrote:

Well well, Mr Clayton must have no humour, sorry gent's if I have offended anyone but just thought I may share this one with you as it brought a smile to my face first thing this morning when I looked at my emails.

As clearly identified nothing to do with the Stag really but, funny all the same, complete with poor spelling ooooops:shock:

although i live in hildenborough
i think i will attend south london soc meets
as kent seem a bit dry on the humour front
alan

[GDPR]

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You'll be more than welcome Alan - we tend to have a bit more of a laugh than Kent - we don't take life so seriously either....

Russ

[StagnJag]

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alan230752 wrote:

Moraystag wrote:

Well well, Mr Clayton must have no humour, sorry gent's if I have offended anyone but just thought I may share this one with you as it brought a smile to my face first thing this morning when I looked at my emails.

As clearly identified nothing to do with the Stag really but, funny all the same, complete with poor spelling ooooops:shock:

although i live in hildenborough
i think i will attend south london soc meets
as kent seem a bit dry on the humour front
alan

Good on ya!

Our next meet is on the 14th. (2nd Wednesday of the month).



Rgds

Dave