acid bird ****

[Another Peter]

many years ago and while milling about uncomfortably at a family funeral, a passing bird crapped all over my Aunt Elizabeth's dress.

"Quick somebody get me some toilet paper" she screeched

An aged great aunt renowned for her quick and dry wit responded

"I shouldn't bother, it'll be miles away by now!"

Broke the ice?

I'll say..

Love it!

[pcoleman]

well I've done some reading on the issue off bird crap and there is a technical term for the effect which is . . . . . . . . "It's buggered" It's all to do with heat,paint expansion and cooling, more than any acid radio active bird ****. so live with it or get a professional repaint on the bonnet ? I'm leaning towards repaint as the car is rather nice and it would be a pity to let it go down bank. I could spray it myself but I wouldnt match the colour and intentions are to keep the car until I cant physically drive it any more so not worth skimping in my view. hey ho; like they say **** HAPPENS but why me lord grrrr

more whisky methinks. peter

[Duncan Skye]

More Whisky

well I've done some reading on the issue off bird crap and there is a technical term for the effect which is . . . . . . . . "It's buggered" It's all to do with heat,paint expansion and cooling, more than any acid radio active bird ****. so live with it or get a professional repaint on the bonnet ? I'm leaning towards repaint as the car is rather nice and it would be a pity to let it go down bank. I could spray it myself but I wouldnt match the colour and intentions are to keep the car until I cant physically drive it any more so not worth skimping in my view. hey ho; like they say **** HAPPENS but why me lord grrrr

more whisky methinks. peter

The Balvenie is quite nice, and it comes in full bottles if that's what you're needing. Methinks it is.

Enjoy,

Duncan, Skye