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[Staggard]

Where was you when i was decorating 3 rooms simultaneously then Julian, lugging wardrobes and things at my age, its marvelous how many people you know disappear when you need help, nearly done myself a mischief, ripped the ar-- out of me trousers and shorts, hit my head on the ceiling fan, and to cap it all i was carrying a chest of drawers down the stairs when got my foot stuck in the stupid basket thingy the trout keeps on the stairs just try walking downstairs with a basket stuck on your foot..i think the cabinet will be ok... a Knackered out Steve

I told your missis the basket on the stairs trick would not work

[therat04]

Hi Steve, you're just showing off that you've got a ceiling fan Martin.

Hello Martin i suppose i should have turned it off when i was rollering the ceiling , good job it was on slow otherwise it would av took my head off...Steve

[therat04]

I told your missis the basket on the stairs trick would not work

What is she like Graham, she just wont do what she's told, she burnt her bra in the 70's...Steve

[Staggard]

What is she like Graham, she just won't do what she's told, she burnt her bra in the 70's...Steve

I used go out with a bird that did that, nobody told her she was supposed to take it off first (didn't last long )

[Bandit1200]

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!




An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in



WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

[Guest]

I think that was rather well put
Edd

Thanks Edd, I think it makes for a better forum to answer what is asked

[keeny]

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!




An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in



WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Spot on
Phil